Lights, Camera, Action


The moment is finally here. After months & months of procrastination, I did it. I’m a blogger, bitch.
I’m about to blow my load of knowledge all over this cyber black hole.

Ok, no but really…. This blog will be a mixture of crude humor (as seen above), travel tips for an ambitious explorer (living off a server wage), fashion advice (for people who wear a lot of black), random photos of kittens, puppies, hedgehogs, squirrels, bunnies, turtles, (you get the picture) and where to see that one band you think you like but don’t want to pay a ton of money because you actually only know their hit songs but if you don’t go see them then you’ll have nothing to talk about with your hip friends that only hang out in smoky dungeon bars from your local “scene” magazine.

If this sounds like the place for you, then hi & welcome to my shit show.